Story Redux

[NebulaGregarZX]

In this topic, I'll be going back and piecing together the story in a linear fashion, as well as cleaning up the presentation so that it's not such an eyesore. I'll stay as true to the original as possible, and other peoples' story parts will be included, not just mine.

I'm also doing this because having each location as a seperate topic is confusing and disorganizaed as hell. I won't be putting the beginning of the story in this post, so expect it to be in the next. I'll even include the Admin's irrelevant story that never amounted to anything! But expect a little bias against Hatsune Miku's later appearance.

[NebulaGregarZX]

Solan was very happy. He had moved to a new house in ACDC. When he looked at the plate below the doorbell, he noticed that it said "Lan Hikari". That was the name of the previous owner. So, Solan changed it to "Solan Kekeris", being the current owner.

One hour later...

Solan: This house is pretty awesome. Don't you agree, Oceanman?
Oceanman: Yeah, it is! But I can tel lthat something's up with your computer.
Solan: OK! I'm gonna check it.
Jack-In
Oceanman.EXE
Execute!

*Oceanman jacks into the PC!*

Oceanman: As i was expected, a ton of viruses! I'll delete them!OCEAN WAVE!

*Viruses Deleted!*
*Oceanman gained 10 EXP!*

Solan: Okay, now we're done. Let's go see the town and make some new friends.
Oceanman: Okay.

*Oceanman jacking out!*

Solan left his new house and started walking. "I wonder if any other kids live in ACDC!"




Mark was very displeased. His new house was pink. Pink, for pete's sake!

Apparently he would need to repaint it.


Mark: Maybe gray...
Nebula: I like white better.
Mark: It's MY house, Nebula, not yours.
Nebula: I know... but still, what if the neighbors complain about your house being gray? It's a pretty boring, unsightly color.
Mark: ...True. Okay, you win. White it is...

Later...

Mark: Finally done with getting the equipment. Now it's time to activate it!

*Mark turns on auto-painter robot-thingy with a remote command from the PET...*
*It goes berzerk, splashing paint everywhere!*

Mark: Oh crap, viruses!
Nebula: Jack me in, Quick!
Mark: Okay!
Jack in
Nebula.EXE
Execute!

Nebula: Yep, Viruses.
Mark: Lets delete them as fast as we can!
Battle Routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!

*Nebula Deletes 2 Mettaurs, a Cannon, a Dominerd, and an AlphaBug*

Nebula: *Gasp**Pant**Pant* That was tough...
Mark: Wait, that was an Alphabug! They were all deleted a long time ago...
Nebula: And the Colonel active attack system is supposed to automatically delete stray viruses... Why were there so many of them?
Mark: We'll have to jack out for now. Let's investigate later.
Nebula: Alright, let's go... and meet your neighbors!
Mark: Awww man... but I'm tired...
Nebula: *Sigh* Fine, Let's meet them tomorrow!
Mark: Alright...

*Nebula Jacks out.*
*Mark sees a pair of girls chatting nearby.*

Mark: Huh... well, I guess I'll meet them tomarrow...

*Mark went home and turned in for the night...*

...
...
...

*E-Mail Recieved!*

Nebula: Mark, wake up! You have mail!
Mark: *Groan* Do I hafta get up...?
Nebula: Yes, now get your lazy butt out of bed!

*Mark wakes up, getting out of bed, dressing himself, standard fare for a normal morning. He walks outside, wandering the area.*

Mark: Alright... So what to do today?
Nebula: Meet Your Neighbors!
Mark: *Ignores Nebula, spotting Metro Station* Oh, yeah, the Metroline is working today! Let's go see Scilab! I've heard that it's incredibly advanced!
Nebula: Mark, you said you'd meet the neighbors today!
Mark: I can do that later, Nebula! Let's go.

*Mark takes the Metroline to Scilab!*

...

*Mark arrives at Scilab over the Metroline!*

Mark: Wow! So this is Scilab! I never imagined it was this amazing!
Nebula: *Distracted* The electronic sign over there is acting wierd...
Mark: No time to check it out! Let's see the labs!

*A man in a lab coat comes up*

Man: Hello, how are you today?
Mark: Just fine, thanks.
Nebula: Enough with the introduction, just give us the tour.
Mark: Nebula, don't be rude to the man!
Man: Oh, it's fine... (I'm used to the attitude from kids... getting it from the Navi is new.)
Mark: Thanks.

*And then the tour happened. Offscreen.*
...
*After the tour...*

Mark: Wow, it was amazing...!
Nebula: That sign is really bothering the hell outta me... *!* Jack me into the sign, right now!
Mark: Why, Nebula?
Nebula: I took a peek inside, and there are some dangerous viruses hanging around in there. If they were to reach the main Scilab Network...
Mark: It would be bad, I take the hint. Well, let's get to it!
Jack in
Nebula.EXE
Execute!

*Nebula jacked in!*

Nebula: *!* A Navi?!
Mark: A tough one, too... Well, nothing to do but stop him!
Nebula: Hey! Stop!
Navi: What?! You caught me. ME! the Great #65992.
Nebula: What? You have a number for a name, man... did you know that? I just thought you should know that.
#65992: Shuddap! What's YOUR name?!
Nebula: *Screwing with him for the sake of it* Oh, I'm... uh... super... cool man... yeah. And I take back what I said about him being tough, Mark. This guy is obviously incompetant.
#65992: Then we must do battle for impeding my work, supercoolman!
Nebula: What work?
#65992: The work that I've been given by the organization that will not tolerate impedement!
Nebula: I said... what work, And what organization?
#65992: No more foolishness! We battle! Lord Gospel's re-awakening will not be delayed anymore!
Mark: But the NetMafia "Gospel" was crushed years ago, when Megaman erased their ultimate weapon, also named "Gospel"!
#65992: It was most certainly not! *Catches himself* Er, I have revealed too much already! Yaaaaaaahhh!
Nebula: This guy means business! Let's go!
Mark: Alright!
Battle routine, set!
Nebula: Execute!

*Nebula Defeats #65992!*

#65992: AAAAARGH! T-They will n-not tolerate f-f-failure... long live Gospel!

*#65992 Logs out.*

Nebula: Who was THAT?
Mark: I thought that was number 65992...
Nebula: Not the navi, the voice that announces that a navi has logged out!
Mark: I don't know either! I never really thought about it... Well, let's go home, after we explore s'more!
Nebula: Not Again...

*Mark returns to the station, taking the Metroline to Water Town!*
...
*Mark arrives in Water Town.*

Mark: Hmmm...
Nebula: Still thinking about Gospel?
Mark: No, it's that voice that announces almost everything on the Net involving individual NetNavis...
Nebula: That's not important, Mark.
Mark: Yeah, that's right, we came to explore!
Nebula: And you promised to meet your neighbors today.
Mark: Relax. I'm still gonna do it...
Nebula: Yeah, riiiiiiiiight...

*Mark runs into Creepy Guy*

Mark: What a wierd guy...
Nebula: Something's wrong...

*An alarm Goes off.*

Mark: What's going on!?
Nebula: Someone's messing with the town's local network!
Mark: Come on Nebula!
Jack in
Nebula.EXE
Execute!

*Nebula Jacks in.*

Nebula: I see 'em.
Navi: Hahahahahahaha... So, you dare to face me? Prepare for deletion!
Mark: Whoa! He sounds like a real threat!
Battle routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!

Mid-battle...

Nebula: This guy's t- *Is hit* UGH! Eat StarSaber, you...!
Navi: Hahahaha! You're strong, But not strong enough to defeat ME! HAHAH-!
Nebula: Now! BigBang!
Navi: *Blasted, severely weakened* Grah! Still... n-not... enough...
Nebula: HYAH!
Mark: Nebula! You're low on power!

*Mark uses subchip: MiniEnrg on Nebula*

Nebula: *Healed* Thanks, Mark.
Mark: Don't mention it. Look Out!
Nebula: *Takes a hit* Urgh! GalaxyGatling!
Navi: *Blasted off his feet* No! How could I, Number 65993, be beaten by the likes of you!?
Mark: 65993? You mean, like, one up from "65992"?
#65993: Wow! You can count! Congratulations!
Mark: ...You think you're funny, don't you? You like jokes? Here's a punchline you'll just love.

*Nebula punches #65993.*

*#65993, deleted!*

Mark: It's that voice again!
Nebula: It's freaking me out... Mark, jack out.
Mark: That's my line.
Nebula: Go with it.
Mark: Nebula, jack out. Let's find that guy's Operator!

*Nebula jacks out!*

*Creepy Guy spotted.*

Mark: Stop!
Creepy guy: Who's gonna stop me? You?

*Creepy guy Punches Mark and gets into a limosine and gets away.*

Mark: ...
Nebula: ...You okay?
Mark: ...No. I got hit by some creepy dude, who has a limosine for some reason. what do you think?
Nebula: I think you look awful. You need a pick-me-up. Maybe some ice cream. A new battlechip or two.
Mark: Shut up. Nice try with the chip, though.
Nebula: Thanks.
Mark: Maybe later.
Nebula: I'll hold you to that.

*Mark goes home via Metroline.*

*Meanwhile...*

A voice from the shadows: Were you successful?
Creepy Guy: Yes and no.
Another voice from the shadows: So, did you get it, or not?
Creepy Guy: Yes.
Voice Number 3: Where is the navi I gave you?
Voice Number 1: Yes. Where is that peon?
Creepy Guy: He got deleted by a navi who is reportedly named SuperCoolMan.
Voice Number 1: If this... "SuperCoolMan" Continues to interfere, we WILL unleash the-
Voice Number 3: No! We can't do that yet! I haven't finished copying their data! With it-
Voice Number 2: Not in front of the agent, Programmer.
Programmer: Sorry, Strategist. Punisher, we can't let them go! I'm not done!
Punisher: Then finish...
Strategy: We must get back on topic. You! Peon! Give me the Inflation Program!
Creepy Guy: Yes, sirs.
Programmer: I'll be done as soon as you get me the Program advertized by SciLab.
Creepy guy: Yes sirs.

*Creepy guy exits.*

Punisher: I can't wait to delete that "SuperCoolMan"... Mwehehahahahahah-! *Cough, cough- hack!*
Strategist: Not so hard! *wheeze* You'll kill us all! *cough*
Programmer: I'm seeing stars! *wheeze, wheeze, hack! cough! gasp!*
Punisher: Sorry. I got excited. hm-hm-hmmmm... Heheheh...




*In ACDC Town, after the watertown incident...*

Mark: Ah, finally back home...
Nebula: Hey, now that we're back... *Yelling* GO TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS!
Mark: Ow! Not so loud!
Nebula: I heard the guy next door is a kid named Solan. Go socialize.
Mark: I have to finish arranging furniture.
Nebula: Mark! You promised!
Mark: ... ...How 'bout I buy a chip?
Nebula: Nice try Mark, but go meet Solan!
Mark: It's Nine-Thirty PM!
Nebula: I don't CARE if it's that late, go meet Solan!
Mark: Hold on a sec, it's about time for dinner.
Nebula: No more excuses!
Mark: ...Alright.

*Mark goes to Solan's front door.*
*Mark rings the doorbell.*
*No reaction...*

Mark: See? He's either outside or asleep!
Nebula: That's because you're here at 9:30!
Mark: That's what I said!
Nebula: Well, alright. You win for now. Let's go home...
Mark: Alright, finally. Time for food, and sleep.

*Mark goes home...*

Mark: Hey, Mom! What's for dinner?
Mom: You're late! There's almost nothing left!
Mark: Sorry.
Mom: No excuses! You're grounded tomorrow!
Mark: Aw, man, and I was gonna go to the park...
Mom: No way are you going out tomorrow!
Nebula: Wait! He was gonna meet Solan tomorrow!
Mom: Who's Solan?
Nebula: The kid next door.
Mom: Well... too bad. You'll have to cancel your plans.
Mark: ...
Nebula: ...Wait! If Mark's grounded, what about me?
Mom: Hmm... You're grounded too!
Nebula: What?! WHY!?
Mom: For not stopping Mark from leaving all day,
Nebula: That wasn't my fault! He wouldn't listen, and I can't physically stop him!
Mom: Too bad. Now go to bed!
Mark: ...Yes Mom...

*In bed...*

Nebula: Great! Now we're BOTH grounded!
Mark: It's not MY fault!
Nebula: Yes it IS!
Mom(From next room): Quit arguing and go to sleep! It's 9:45! You'll wreck your sleep pattern!
Nebula: *Frozen in terror* Um... G'night.
Mark: *Paralyzed in fear* 'Night...

*ZZZ*

[NebulaGregarZX]

-That Night...-


Creepy Guy: I've found a child who claims to have a Navi named SuperCoolMan. Shall I collect him for your noble purposes?
Strategist: We cannot allow this "SuperCoolMan" to continue interfering with our plans.
Punisher: We will delete him slowly, ripping his ones and zeroes apart piece by miserable, painful piece.
Programmer: Yes, he will pay, but will we waste our precious resources on him?
Creepy Guy: Umm, sirs? I-I... I couldn't help but wonder... What are your plans, exactly?
Strategist: We find it within reason to explain parts of our plan to you. There was once a powerful beast by the name of Gospel. Gospel was born from BugFusion, which is why we have planted bugfragtraders all over the net. We plan to re-awaken Gospel. which is why we need SuperCoolMan.
Creepy Guy: How do you know that we need him?
Programmer: The Navis I create are designed to detect all things that resemble Gospel's data in any way. However there has been some confusion... We found that when Gospel revealed itself in SuperCoolMan, there was a greater disturbance when a MythNavi passed by.
Strategist: You fool! Why did you tell him about the assets?!
Punisher: He cannot live with that information in him. Delete the human!
Creepy Guy: What?- I- NOOOOOOOO!!

*Creepy Guy is now very crispy.*



-The Next Morning...-

Nebula: ...Mark, wake up.
Mark: Lemme sleep...
Nebula: You've been asleep for fifteen hours! Get UP!
Mark: Okay, okay! I'm up!
Nebula: That's more like it!

*Mark gets all done up and such.*

Mark: Where to?
Nebula: You're grounded, smart one.
Mark: ...Oh... Yeah... *Falls back to bed with a thud, immediately asleep*
Nebula: Oh, boy...


-Meanwhile...-


#00534: HAAAAHahahaHAAAA! Let's cover the net in vines! time to find that "SuperCoolMan", and delete him! HAAAAAAAAAHahaHAA!

*The Net is now covered in vines!*

-The Next Morning...-

*PET Alarm clock goes off!*

Mark: *Bolts upright* WAAAHHH!?
Nebula: Good morning, moron!
Mark: When did I get an alarm clock function?!
Nebula: Last night.
Mark: That behavior begs for me not to get you a chip today.
Nebula: *Suddenly apprehensive* No, please... Don't forget, you're no longer grounded. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease buy me a chip...!
Mark: Oh yeah. Thanks, Nebula!
Nebula: ...Can I have a chip anyway?
Mark: Don't push your luck.
Nebula: ...My bad.
Mark: Wait. Is there even a chip shop here?
Nebula: Let me check. ... ... ...NO! NOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! This can't be true! There's not a d**n Chip Shop anywhere nearby! *Breaks down, sobbing madly*
Mark: Are you okay?! I never programmed you to cry!
Nebula: *Suddenly, back to normal...?* Oh yeah... I got a program last night! It came with the alarm clock. It's called "Humor".
Mark: Nuts! I heard about that program. It turns you into a stand-up comedian, and an AWFUL one at that! Get rid of that useless chunk of data ASAP!
Nebula: Let's sell it to some wannabe comedian Navi.
Mark: Good idea! Those "Humor" Programs are rare, probably because of how useless they are. Nobody would buy them, so few were actually made.

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula Jacked In!*

Mark: Let's set up an electronic poster.
Nebula: Alright.

*Nebula sets up a poster!*

Mark: There. Now someone might come to buy the useless thing.
Nebula: There's someone now.

*A NormNavi walks up to Nebula*

Nebula: Might I interest you in this program? it's called "Humor". it makes you funny! (Sorta... well, not really.)
Normnavi: Sure! how much?
Nebula: 5000 Zenny.
NormNavi: Why not?

*Mark gets: 5000 Zenny!*
*Nebula Hands over "Humor"*

Mark: (Good riddance.) Alright! Let's go to the fun park! Jack out, Nebula!
Nebula: Yessir!

*Nebula Jacked Out!*

Mark: It's that voice again!
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: Oh, well... Let's go.
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: Is that all you can say now?
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: You want me to sell your speech program, wise guy?
Nebula: Yeah! ...Sorry. I'll stop now.

*Mark goes to Fun Park on the Metroline!*

...
...
...

*Mark arrives over the Metroline.*

Mark: Wow, it's huge! ...Isn't that what I said about Scilab? I need to get out more often.
Nebula: A chip shop! YES!
Mark: FINE! I'll buy a chip, your stubborn ingrate, if it'll stop your constant whining!

Shop items: (to the anyone who wants one of these chips- I put it on the Chip shop board)

Cannon- 3000 Zenny
Description: Shoots in a straight line. ATK-140
(Note to Admin- Solan [you] bought a cannon from a shop that didnt HAVE cannon on the list,
so I put it here using Information on the site)

Auto-Adaper Navichip V1- 9500 Zenny
Description: Use a navi ability instead of chip attack! ATK-

Auto-Adapter NaviChip V2- 18,500 Zenny
Description use Navi ability w/ 1 turn less cooldown! ATK-+50

Blizzard- 1,0000 Zenny
Description: Hits you for 50 DMGE, Hits enemy for 250 DMGE, eliminates 2 turns of cooldown, attach to any chip.

Mark: Hm... Maybe a cannon...?
Nebula: The Auto-Adapter NaviChip looks good.
Mark: V1 or V2?
Nebula: V2 looks better, but that goes without saying.
Mark: I have 10,000 Zenny right now, so no way to buy it.
Nebula: How 'bout Blizzard?
Mark: Too expensive... Well... I could afford it, but just barely. Blowing all my money on one thing is never the best idea.
Nebula: Cannon is the only financially acceptable chip here, and it's not even helpful.
Mark: Yeah! The NebulaBuster is stronger than that!
Nebula: I need something to cut down on my cooldown time, so I can use my stronger attacks faster.
Mark: True... let's come back later.
Nebula: Please buy Blizzard.
Mark: Cut it out, Nebula!
Nebula: Sorry. Hey! Let's go on a ride!
Mark: Sure! ...Wait, why even suggest that? You can't experience them, yourself.
Nebula: *Shrugs* Whatever. That's the life of a Navi.

*Mark Looks around and sees a roller-coaster, a giant waterslide, a gate to the next area of the park, and a Netbattle machine.*

Nebula: Hey, let's challenge the Netbattle machine.
Mark: Sure!
Machine: Netbattle?
Navi options:
Normnavi-2500 HP- Easy
LVL2Navi-3000HP- Normal
LVL3Navi-3500HP-Hard
DarkNavi-5000 HP- Harder
UnderNavi-8000HP-Very Hard
RandomNavi-?-?

Virus options:
Mettaur-200HP-Very Easy
Mettaur2-500HP-Easy
Mettaur3-800HP-Normal
Dominerd-200HP-Normal
Dominerd2-500HP-Hard
RandomVirus--

Nebula: Let's try the Random Virus.
Mark: Okay!

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula Jacked in.*

Nebula: Ready?
Mark: Ready!
Battle Routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!

Battle against: Mettaur-200HP-Very Easy

Nebula: Easy!

N- Phase1Turn1
Used None
N- Phase2Turn1
Used BigBang!

Nebula- 1000 HP
Virus- 0HP

Virus, Deleted!
Nebula gets 10 EXP and 100 Zenny

Nebula: That voice, yet again!
Mark: This is annoying me... Well, that's that. Jack out, Nebula.
Nebula: Fine...

*Nebula Jacked Out.*

Mark: ARGH! Stupid voice!

*Shut up, Mark.*

Mark: Gaaaaaaaaah!
Nebula: Eh, Mark? We came to enjoy ourselves, not get worked up over something like that.
Mark: Fine. Let's go.

*Mark goes on rides and enjoys the park all day.*

Mark: That was fun!
Nebula: Let's go home, or your Mom'll ground us again
Mark: Good idea.

*Mark goes home over the Metroline!*

...
...
...

*After Fun Park, in ACDC Town...*

Mark: Hm... Something's wrong here.
Nebula: *!* Jack me into the Squirrel statue's computer! I'll check the Net!
Mark: Okay.

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula Jacked In!*

Mark: *Visibly shaking with rage* ...Stupid... voice...!
Nebula: Just ignore it! That's what I do. Anyway, the Net's covered in vines!
Mark: Delete as many as you can!
Nebula: StarSaber!

*The vines are unaffected.*
*The vines grab Nebula!*

Nebula: Agh!
Mark: Nebula! You okay?!
Nebula: Grrrr...! No...! NNNNGH!
Mark: I'll find a way to delete those vines! ...Hmmmmmm... Fire would probably help, but where can I...?

*Mark walks to a large building "Higsby's Chip Emporium"*

Mark: Why didn't we notice this earlier? And Nebula search didn't notice it either... It's pretty hard to notice. In fact. I should've seen it on the way to the Metro Station. Oh well...

*Mark goes inside.*

Mark: Hello? I'd like to buy a fire ch-
Man: So does everyone in town today. I've got this FireBlade, if you're interested.

Fireblade- 15000 Zenny
Description: Fire sword w/ Longsword Range!(2 Spaces ahead)ATK: 300

Mark: I don't have enough Zenny! Anything else, preferably within my price range?
Man: Nothing that a non-Fire navi could use.
Mark: But Nebula IS a fire navi! ...Kinda.
Man: Then how 'bout Elemental Blade?

Elemental Blade-10000 Zenny
Description: Longsword Slash w/ Navi's element

Mark: Works for me!

*Mark Buys Elemental Blade.*

Mark: Alright, Nebula! Use this! *Puts the chip into the slot*

Nebula uses Elemental Blade! [Fire]
The vines are deleted!

Nebula: ...Thanks.
Mark: Now I have only 200 Zenny... Well, better than letting you get deleted!
Nebula: ...How do we free the Net? It'll take forever to cut them all down individually.
Mark: Hm... a HUGE fire attack?
Nebula: I'll do it.

Nebula attacks all the vines at once with Elemental Blade! [Fire]
All vines are deleted!
Nebula Gains 200 EXP (New Total:900/5000)

Nebula: That was tough. And physically impossible.
Mark: Jack out, Nebula!

*Nebula Jacked Out.*

Mark: There's a Chip shop in town! Thing is, I'm almost broke...
Nebula: ...Well... thanks. I respect the sentiment.
Mark: I got you a chip, like you asked.
Nebula: And it saved my life, too.
Mark: Let's go home.

*Mark goes home.*

Nebula: Good night!
Mark: I wonder what we'll do tomorrow...

*Mark drifts into sleep... ZZZ.*

[NebulaGregarZX]

*That Night...*

#00534: Let's party!

*#00534 attacks the network itself, creating breaks in the Net!*

#00534: Hahaaaaaha, now then!

*#00534 starts to turn remnant data into bugfrags.*

#00534: Now, to delete anyone who witnesses this, I'll use the chip that they gave me... DarkAura! Expand!

*A wave of darkness bursts from #00534, covering the area in pure evil!*

#00534: That should delete any Navis snooping around.

*The next morning...*
*PET alarm clock goes off.*

Mark: ...Dumb... alarm...!
Nebula: Wake up, Mark! You promised to buy me a chip.
Mark: I did not promise to buy you a chip!
Nebula: I have a recording of your promise.

*Nebula played the (obviously tampered with) recording.*

Recording(Mark): I - Promise to - buy you a chip!
Mark: Grrrrr... you just butchered some of my dialogue to make that.
Nebula: Me a chip anyway.
Mark: Fine, if it'll shut you up.
Nebula: And meet your neighbors while you're at it!
Mark: (And I thought he'd forget... d**n, he'll never leave me alone about that.)
Nebula: What was that, Mark?
Mark: Nothing.

*Mark goes to chip shop.*

Mark: What's in stock today? Anything 200 Zenny or less?
Man: Take a look!

Shop items:

*MISC. Chips*

*PET upgrades*

Mark: I'll look at upgrades.

PET upgrades:

Auto-healer (warning! Drains battery) 500 Zenny
[Heals between fights]
Cross-system 1000 Zenny
[Allows use of crosses after lowest LVL deemed appropriate by Admin]
NaviCust-500 Zenny
[Allows use of Programs]

Mark: Isn't the Navi Customizer in everyone's PET?
Man: It's for those who don't already have one. PETs are sold separately.
Mark: Wait, I built mine myself! It doesn't HAVE a NaviCust.
Man: What, really? That's pretty impressive! Take one, free of charge.
Mark: Thank you.
Nebula: That begs the question... how did I install the Humor Program, if I didn't have a NaviCust to install it on?

*Mark has a NaviCust!*
*Mark gets Programs for it: UnderShirt, ATK+50, HP+100.*

Man: Those have to be installed on the memorymap (MMBN format) to work. Edit it on the NaviCust Screen, accessed from the Navi Status Screen.
Mark: Again, thank you. Let's go make Nebula stronger!
Nebula: Ye-heah!

*Mark goes to Scilab on the Metroline!*
*Mark Customizes Nebula on the way!*

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...
...

*Mark arrives over the Metroline!*

Mark: Hm...
Nebula: *Imitating Mark* Hm... Wanna go look around?
Mark: Hm...
Nebula: Hey, Mark!
Mark: Hmmm...
Nebula: Mark?
Mark:Hmmmmmm...
Nebula: MARK!
Mark: Wha-?
Nebula: Hello! Earth to Mark! You there?
Mark: Y-yeah, let's go.
Nebula: Oh, you have an E-Mail.
Mark: Read it.
Nebula: 'Dear Mr. SuperCoolMan, you have won the NetNavi contest! we are awarding you 50000 Zennys and a special prize: 200 Bugfrags! please come to the Scilab Net to collect your prize!" Cool! We'll get money! We could buy chips! And if it's a scam, we kick their asses 'til they give us the money anyway!
Mark: Nebula? You really want to go?
Nebula: Yeah.
Mark: Alright, for better or for worse...

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula Jacked in!*

Nebula: There, a Navi.
Navi: Hi! Are you SuperCoolMan?
Nebula: Yes, I am.
Navi: Here's your money.

*Mark gets 200 Bugfrags and 50000 Zenny! (New total:50200 Zenny)*

Nebula: Oh, wow, they actually paid-
Navi: NOW!
Nebula: Heywaitwhat-?

*Nebula is wrapped in vines!*

Mark: Nebula! Use InnerSoul!

*Nebula Uses InnerSoul!*
*The vines burn to a crisp!*

Nebula: What the hell do you think this is, Pokemon!?
Mark: Who are you?!
Navi: I'm Number 00645!
Mark: Alright, time to die!
Battle routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!
#00645: You're mine!

*To Be Continued...*

...
...
...

*...Right now.*

Nebula Vs. #00645 (ENEMY)
HP:1100-----HP:2000

T1P1
Nebula used Elemental Blade for 200(X2 element [Fire]on[Wood]=400)
ENEMY used Minibomb (miss)
T1P2
Nebula uses BigBang for 500 (takes 100)
ENEMY uses vineattack for 100
Nebula-1000HP
ENEMY-900HP

T2P1
Nebula uses Elemental Blade for 200 (X2 Element [Fire]on[Wood]=400)
ENEMY uses Aura!
T2P2
Nebula uses Starsaber for 250 (cuts through ENEMY Aura!)
ENEMY uses Vineattack for 100
Nebula-900
ENEMY-450

T3P1
Nebula uses Elemental Blade for 200 (2X Elemental [Fire]on[Wood])
ENEMY uses Aura
T4P2
Nebula uses StarSaber (Cuts ENEMY Aura)
ENEMY...

*Battle, over.*
*#00645- Deleted.*

Nebula: Phew-!
Mark: That was tough! We'd better train up to prepare for more Gospel agents.
Nebula: Yeah.
Mark: Jack out, Nebula.

*Nebula Jacked out!*

Mark: So... what now?

*A man comes up to Mark.*

Man: Hello, did you defeat the bad navi?
Mark: Uh... well, yeah.
Nebula: Yes, we did, Sir!
Man: Well. You have potential as a NetBattler, but you need to unlock it. Here, use these programs.

*Mark gets programs-*
*Reflect V1*
*HP+200*
*Beat*

Man: Use this Memory Expansion to get more grid space on your Navi Customizer.
Mark: Yeah, Let's reprogram to make you stronger!
Nebula: Uh, er... I'd rather you not tamper with me too much. It's kinda unpleasant...
Mark: Let's go home.

*Mark goes back to ACDC over the Metroline!*

...
...
...

*After the Scilab incident with #00645...*
*Mark arrives in ACDC over the Metroline.*

Mark: Nebula? Do you feel any stronger yet?
Nebula: Yes, thanks to your adjustments. Now buy me a chip.
Mark: No.
Nebula: Then go meet your neighbors.
Mark: It's late!
Nebula: I don't ca- Oh, yeah, you'll get grounded again.
Mark: So you finally listen to me...

-Mark's Room-

Mark: Wanna go on the Net?
Nebula: Sure, sounds like fun. I need to test out my new power. But first, you have E-Mail. It says: "Hello! Greetings from Higsby's Chip Emporium! We'd like to thank you for the other day, when you freed the Net of vines! Here's an autoprogram!" It has an attachment: "Auto-heal"
Mark: Oh, nice. Not that I'll use it much. Now then,
Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula Jacked in!*

Nebula: Let's look around.

*Nebula wanders around the Net, finding a mystery data for a chip: Auto-Adapter Navichip V1!*

Nebula: Sweet, this is the chip we wanted to buy the other day.
Mark: Look out, viruses!
Battle Routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!

Battle!
Nebula Vs. Mettaur3 X3
1300HP - 800HP

T1P1
Nebula uses [A-A] NaviChipV1 -Innersoul- for 500 (100 to Nebula)
ENEMY X3 has no chip...
T1P2
Nebula uses BigBang for 500
ENEMY ...
Nebula-1200HP
ENEMY X3-0HP

*Battle, Over.*

*Nebula Gains 100 EXP*

Mark: Jack out, Nebula. That's enough Virus Busting for today.

*Nebula Jacked Out.*

*Mark goes to bed for the night...*

[NebulaGregarZX]

*The Next Day...*

Mark: >_< There! Happy, Nebula? I got some chips!
Nebula: ^_^ Why, yes. I am very happy.
Mark: >:\
Nebula: So. what do we do today?
Mark: Let's go train on the Net. There's always a Navi looking for a fight. Plus, I think there's one who's been hanging around on my homepage for a while now.
Nebula: Sure, time to rip him apart!
Mark: Then let's go.

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula jacked in!*

Nebula: There he is! let's teach him not to loiter around OUR homepage!
Mark: Okay!
Battle routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!

*Battle, Start!*

Nebula Vs. Criminalnavi
1300HP 2000HP

T1P1
Nebula used Sword!
Nebula added WideSword!
Nebula Added LongSword!
P.A. Mode, Activated!
LIFESWORD

Nebula: What!?
Mark: I've heard about this kind of thing! it's called Program Advance! it's really strong! go
ahead and use it!!!

Nebula used LifeSword for 1000(+50=1050)!!!!!!!!
CriminalNavi is paralysed of shock!
T1P2
Nebula used BigBang for 500 (3 turn cooldown)
CriminalNavi used Vulcan for 100 Damage.

Nebula:120HP
CriminalNavi:450HP

T2P1
Nebula used NaviChip [Innersoul] for 500 (100 recoil)
CriminalNavi...

Nebula:1100 HP
Criminal: 0 HP

*Battle, Over!*
*CriminalNavi, Deleted!*
*Nebula Gains 500 EXP(New total:2400/5000)*

Nebula: What incredible power!
Mark: You can't use Program Advancess outside of the story unless the Admin allows it, though.
Nebula: It's still great, your Fourth-Wall-breaking aside. Let's try to find more combinations.
Mark: Nah, let's stop for now.
Nebula: Alright...

*Nebula jacked out!*
*Mark goes to bed...*



*The Next Day...*

Mark: Hey, Nebula, do I have any mail?
Nebula: Yes, actually. I'll read it:"To all residents of ACDC. A new resident is moving into the old Ayanokoji mansion near ACDC Elementary School. We hope you all will greet him warmly"
Mark: I'mi still[/i] not meeting my neighbors.
Nebula: Please? I don't know many humans, or even NetNavis! Please meet them, I beg of you!
Mark: Shut up, I'm not going to-
Nebula: Grr...!
Mark: Cool down, Nebula!
Nebula: ...Sorry. T_T I'm just lonely...
Mark: O_o;; Hey, I know what'll cheer you up.

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!

*Nebula jacked in!*

Mark: Let's find out more about Gospel!
Nebula: Alright... I'm still kinda pissed, though.

*EvilNavi appears!*

EvilNavi: Hahahahaha! You defeated my comrads, but i'm the epitome of awesomeness compared to them! I'm #99999! A.K.A. DoomsDay!
Nebula: That was quick...
Mark: Wierd... usually, they'll wait until they know who we are before attacking. Well,
Battle routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!
#99999: Return to nothingness!

*Battle, Start!*

Nebula Vs. #99999 (ENEMY)
1300HP 1000HP

T1P1
Nebula used Sword!
Nebula Added WideSword!
Nebula Added LongSword!
P.A. Mode, activated!
LIFESWORD
Nebula Used P.A.: LifeSword for 1000 damage

Nebula:1300 HP
ENEMY: 0 HP

*#99999(DoomsDay): Deleted.*
*S-Rank!*
*Nebula gets 500 EXP+500 from S-Rank! (New total: 3900)*
*Battle, Over.*

Nebula: These guys are tough, but we're gonna stop 'em!
Mark: Yeah! ...To be honest, though, that guy was a joke. Either that, or the Lifesword Program Advance really is overpowered...
Nebula: Hey, wait! There's some "DeviousPlanData"! It's encoded. It's also addressed to #00006!
Mark: Who do you think number Six is?
Nebula: I don't know, but whenever we run into a numbered Navi, they're tougher the lower their number is! That would explain why the guy I just mopped up was so wimpy.
Mark: Wow. Six must be pretty darn strong, huh?
Nebula: Or just the others are just THAT weak!
Mark: That may be the case, but let's not underestimate their strength, okay?
Nebula: Fine, but in order to practice, you need to buy me more chips!
Mark: Maybe. I'll think about it.
Nebula: No, really, all the other Navis have, like, a bazilion chips from around the world, and what do I get? Three, maybe five... I think I'll go into Chip withdrawal!
Mark: Don't do that...! Last time it happened, you were bouncing off walls, spouting gibberish! I'll buy you some chips... My poor wallet...
Nebula: Really? You'd DO that?! (Not that I'd really go into withdrawal about it... >:D I just faked the insanity to make him guilty about it!)
Mark: Of course! (I don't want him to erase my research project again!) Let's go to bed. It's getting late...

*That same night...*

Strategist: Bring me Number Six!
Agent: Oh, you mean Sanctuary? Yes my lord...

*Two green eyes with reptilian slits appear on a large screen.*

Sanctuary: You called, Lord Trinity?
Programmer/Punisher/Strategist: Don't call me that when I'm not yet whole! I still need Gospel!
Sanctuary: I'm sorry that you still haven't found SuperCoolMan, but the trap I have set has captured his attention.
Punisher: What have I told you about meeting my goals in ways that I have not outlined myself?!
Sanctuary: Did you say that you liked it?
Punisher: NO!
Strategist: What have you done?!
Sanctuary: I've given him exactly what he needs to find us.
Punisher: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS?!?!? FOOLS WHO CANNOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND EVEN WHEN I GET A SMART ONE, THEY DO SOMETHING TO SCREW IT ALL UP!
Strategist: O_o My throat hurts now.
Programmer: >_< My eyes are watering.
Strategist: -_-; Ahem... What did you give SuperCoolMan that can lead him to us?
Sanctuary: Not us DIRECTLY, but maybe where we want him.
Strategist: Yes! I like the way you think!
Sanctuary: Sometimes I wonder if I should be the one called "strategist"...
Programmer: No, see... Back a few years ago, I was working on a program to punish bad people and navis. One that could re-use the old "Copy-Bot" concept... something went horribly wrong when I downloaded the "NeoMegaMan".
Sanctuary: Yeah, but he's dead ... So's his operator. In fact, what went wrong was probably-
Programmer: YES! I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!!!
Sanctuary: ...?
Programmer: I didn't have ANY human DNA... Particularly the "Hub.Bat." that is UNIQUE to the completed version. There was an explosion and my whole lab went up in flames. The waves of pure data somehow got etched into my mind, and it fragmented my consciousness... I need Gospel's power in order to make it whole again. That is why you can't be called "Strategist".
Sanctuary: (All that background to tell me "no"? I was kidding, anyway.) By the way, why is my codename "Sanctuary" if #99999 gets "DoomsDay"?
Programmer: We try to give our agents the most ironic, misleading names that we can think of. Thus #99999 is "DoomsDay" and you, number Six, are "Sanctuary".
Sanctuary: Oh.

[NebulaGregarZX]

*Amy had moved in to the blue house behind Solan's house. She was not happy. She just did not like that shade of blue.*

Amy: I think cyan. How about you, Flood?
Flood: No way. white.
Amy: ;/ Won't everyone think our house is a bore?
Flood: You're right... Okay, cyan it is.

*Amy repaints the house.*

Amy: Who lives in that white house?
Flood: I don't know.
Amy: Hey, Check out the mailbox!
Flood: Cool.
Amy: It says "Mayor Dex Ogreon's house."
Flood: I'LL FIX IT!
Amy: No! It's paint, not a program! You can't just jump in and fix it.
Flood: Oh...

*Amy fixed "mailbox!"*

Flood: Buy me a chip.
Amy: No.
Flood: Oh, come on!

*A girl walks up.*

Girl: You want chips? Come to Higsby's chip emporium! I work there.
Amy: That sounds nice. Let's go sometime.
Flood: How 'bout NOW?
Amy: No.
Flood: I have such a mean operator...
Amy: Okay, we'll go soon. I promise!
Flood: ...How 'bout now?
Amy: It's time for bed!
Flood: Okay... ZZZZZZZZZ...
Amy: Good. She shut up.
Flood: WHA-?
Amy: ARGH! (Spastic little...!)
Flood: What?

*Amy goes home.*

Amy: Hi, Mom! What's for dinner?
Mom: Amy, you need to unpack all your stuff.
Amy: Okay...
Dad: And don't forget- You need to meet some people to make friends.
Amy: Fine...
Flood: What about me?
Mom: Hmm... Go jack into your computer. Amy's Dad connected it to the Net today!
Amy: Okay, let's go on the Net!

Jack in!
Flood.EXE!
Execute!

*Flood jacked in!*

Flood: Okay... What now?

*Flood checks the immediate Net-Area.*

Flood: I checked the whole place, and there are some viruses!
Amy: Uh-oh. Well, virus busting time!
Battle routine, Set!
Flood: Execute!

*Flood spends some time busting Viruses.*

*Flood becomes injured.*

Flood: We need to practice some more...
Amy: Let's jack out. It's dinnertime.
Flood: Okay.

*Flood jacked out.*

Mom: Amy, time for dinner!
Amy: Okaaaayy!
Flood: I felt like someone was watching us all through the day.

*Later...*

Amy: *Yawn*... Time for bed!
Flood: Okay.




*That morning...*

Mark: Yaaaaaawn... Mornin', Nebula!
Nebula: ...Again. Go. Talk. To. Your. Neighbors. Now!
Mark: Awwwww... *Gets up*
Nebula: ...Fine. We go on the net again. Ready...?
Mark: Yeah!

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Transmit!

Nebula: ...? You changed the dialogue.
Mark: Yeah, It was used in MMBN1.
Nebula: ...Eh... Okay. *Jacks in*

Nebula: ...*Looks around*...Viruses... Huh? One of them looks like a bird...
Mark: ...Just fight.
-Battle Routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!

N-Nebula.EXE
V-Bird Virus?[Fire]
M-Mettaur

[ ][ ][ ]|[M][ ][ ]
[ ][N][ ]|[ ][V][ ]
[ ][ ][ ]|[M][ ][ ]

Nebula used WideSword!
Mettaur (X2) Deleted!
Bird Virus(?) Used Flametower!
Nebula took 400 Damage!

Nebula: What?!

Nebula used Starsaber!
Bird Virus(?) has only 200 HP left! Used FlameTower!
Nebula took another 400 damage! Used Starsaber!
*Bird Virus(?) was deleted!*

Nebula: ...What was that? That bird was like a phoenix...
Mark: Look out!
Phoenix: ...*Bursts into flame and comes back*
Nebula: Hi-Yah! BigBang!
Phoenix: *1-Hit Deleted*...*Becomes a Data Frag*
Nebula: ...? *Picks up Data Frag*
Mark: ...? *Alters it* ?! *Sends it into Nebula*
Nebula: ...*Transforms into Falzar-like form* W-What... is... this...?
Mark: ...Phoenix Form. It allows you different attacks. It's also flame-Element.
Nebula: ...Nice. I want to test it out on something...*Sees Gospel Agent* ...That'll do. Phoenix Blast!
Gospel Agent: Huh?! *Deleted*
System: GAINED 500 EXP IN TOTAL.
Nebula: Ha! More power for me!
Mark: Jack out.
Nebula: Okay.



Mark: ...Oh! Nebula, did you de-encript the "DeviousPlanData" yet?
Nebula: Yep. I'll display it.

PET Display

-TEXT-
____________________________________________________
|---Personal Exploration Terminal Text Display---
-Devious Plan A-
--Gather Bugfrags to the Kotobuki server used by old Gospel. Use
--them to re-create Gospel.
-Plan B-
--Find the Gospel Fragment. Use that if Bugfrags are insufficient
--or server is innaccessible.
-Your job-
--Place the collected Bugfrags into Program [Gospel: Bass
--Clone/Bug fusion #324-Power LVL 600%] with access code
--[BETA-ZXW36598FKJ]. You are unauthorized to use any level EX
--or SP abilities.
-Side Objectives-
--If you see "SuperCoolMan", Delete him on site. No more
--interferrence.
|___________________________________________________

Nebula: Easy, huh? No EX or SP level abilities for him, and we can still use EX power attacks!
Mark: Yeah, and we can end their plans quickly! It mentioned "Old Gospel" and something about Kotobuki...
Nebula: Oh, and you have History homework. You're in Chapter 2 of "MegaMan Battle Network - A Record of Lan Hikari's Exploits". Do it now.
Mark: No way! *Runs off*
Nebula: Where are we going?! HEY! *Is unable to stop Mark (Obviously)*
Mark: *Enters a shop* Hey! I'm here to order some chips!
Nebula: ...Chips!? (Does he think I'll let him distract me!? If he doesn't have his homework done, he can't go stop Gospel! And he can't openly say "Mom, I'm going to fight Gospel! See you at Lunchtime!" or something like that!) ...Do your homework right now!
Mark: ...Awww... man...
Nebula: (Did he really think that would work?)
Mark: (And I thought that would actually work too...) ...Fine.
Nebula: I win?
Mark: No, I'm just gonna do as I please.
Nebula: Gah! *Explains to Mark how he can't stop Gospel if he doesn't DO HIS HOMEWORK*
Mark: ...Fine. This time, you win. Really. Oh, Clerk. yeah, 1 "Blank Chip".
Clerk: Nobody uses those anymore... they have no data on them. Not many people find a use for 'em.
Mark: I need to store a Battle Trigger on one.

Nebula(To the reader): Hey, if you don't get what he meant, here's an explanation.

A "Battle Trigger" is data used in battle to activate something in your NetNavi. It can trigger a Form Change (Like DoubleSoul, but the chip doesn't need to be used up). It can activate "Special Commands" that your Navi has hidden away from normal use. My Forms are "Special Commands" and need 1 phase to activate. With a blank chip, you can overwrite the chip and use the Battle Trigger in your Chip Phase as well as Ability Phase.

Mark: Overwrite Successful!
Clerk: 200 Zennys for the Chip.
Mark: Yep. *Hands over 200 Zenny* Let's go to Kotobuki!
Nebula: Homework, now! Ugh, what am I, your nanny?!
Mark: *Sigh* Okay...

After 3 Hours of History Homework...

Mark: Ugh... If I hear the name "Lan" "Hikari" "Gospel" or "Bug" one more time...
Nebula: Um, ooooookay. We are going to Kotobuki to stop Gospel from using Bug fusion again like they did when Lan Hikari was around...
Mark: *Clutches his head* Gaaaaaah! *Runs to Metroline* One ticket to Kotobuki!
Machine: YES. REGISTERED CITIZEN "MARK" IS NOT AN ADULT. FREE TICKET. ISSUING...
Mark: Thanks! *Takes the K.Ticket and goes thorugh the gate...*



Amy: *Wanders into Metroline Station* D=< FLOOOOOOD! You messed with my computer's image projecter thingymajiggie?!
Boy: *Walking onto a Metroline Station Train* ...What an unprofesional-sounding wierdo. I can't believe that you had to add "Thingymajiggie" to the end of that sentence. I bet you're a weak Netbattler, too.
Flood: Amy I didn- Hey! How dare you insult us like that! Who do you think you are!?
Boy: (...Don't tell me I have to introduce myself to my neighbors...)
Flood: Hm? Did you say something? I didn't quite catch it.
Boy: ...Er, the name's Mark. (None too pleased to meet you...)
Amy: Huh? You say something?
Mark: Er, no.
Flood: You insulted us about our NetBattling skills! We can't just let it slide!
Mark: >:/ I have no time for this! I have to go to Kotobuki Town! I'll fight you later!

*Amy has registered Mark in the PET NetBattle Roster!*

Mark: Fight you later, 'Kay?
Nebula: Finally! Someone worthwhile to fight! And Mark has to interact with his neighbors!
Amy: Huh? You live in ACDC too?
Mark: Ack! (Nebula, you idiot, don't tell them stuff!) Bye! *Jumps on board the train*
Amy: Huh. How strange.
Flood: *Muttering*... Grrrr... I... will make him rue the day he was programmed...
Nebula(PET PHONE): Kind of an evil comment, huh?
Mark(PET PHONE): Uhhh... That Navi was just angry. (Not a friggin' Gospel Agent! Don't suspect someboyd of being evil ust 'cuz YOU pissed 'em off!)
Flood: You say somethin'?
Mark(PET PHONE): Ummm... Nothing, Nothing! *Hangs up*
Amy: That was wierd...
Flood: I was talking about the friggin' human who Operates that ill tempered Navi!
Amy: Humans aren't programmed, they're born, you numbskull.
Flood: Hey! I resent that!
Amy: Shaddap!
Nebula(PET PHONE): Hey! Who's the ill tempered one here?!
Mark(PET PHONE): Cool it. We'll fight them soon enough. Just chill until then. Save the fighting for later. We're almost to Kotobuki Town anyways. Anyway, see you at the NetBattle Arena! *Hangs up*
Amy: Hey wai- darn, he hung up.
Flood: ...I'm getting bored. Where did they say they were going?
Amy: Kotobuki Town. Why?
Flood: Weeeeeeell... I thought we could follow them and find out what they're up to and who they are.
Amy: Sounds good.
Flood: Thanks. Can I have a Chip now?
Amy: No, but nice try.
Flood: ='( But... I want... a Chip...
Amy: Hurry! We'll miss the next train to Kotobuki Town if we keep this up!
Flood: ='( O...Okay...
Amy: Here it is!*Jumps on train* To Kotobuki Town!



*One ride to Kotobuki later...*

[NebulaGregarZX]

Mark: *Walks out of Metroline Station* Wow.
Nebula: That's one huge building.
Mark: And that's where the Server is... Let's go!*Runs inside*

-Kotobuki Condominium-

Mark: *Briskly steps in and takes the elevator to the 30th Floor*

-30th Floor-

Mark: Hey, there's the server! Let's delete the program they need for their plan. Then Gospel can't continue with whatever it is they're doing.

Jack in! Nebula.EXE!
Trans-

Nebula: Just use the other message, this one is stupid.
Mark: >:\ Fine.

Jack in!
Nebula.EXE!
Execute!



-Kotobuki Server-

Nebula: Hey! Mr. Prog!
Prog: Yes?
Nebula: Fork over the Gospel program.
Prog: That old piece of junk data? Sure. Been meaning to delete it for some time now...
Nebula: ...Okay...*Blasts the Data* There. Let's get ou-
Navi: *Warps in* Not so fast!
Nebula: Who're you?
Navi: I'm #00007, TeddyMan!
...
Nebula: ...Dude, why the hell do you have such an idiotic name?
TeddyMan: Shut up! I'm one of the most powerful Navis in Gospel!
Nebula: Then this'll be a snap!
TeddyMan: ...Wait... Did you misunderstand me or something? I. Am. The. 7th. Most. Powerful. Navi. In. Gospel. Got it?
Nebula: Yeah, And this'll be a snap!
TeddyMan: ...I get it now, you're insulting me!
Nebula: Ooh, aren't you a sharp one? Anyway... Just go. We've already deleted the program.
TeddyMan: HAHAHA! Fool! That was a trap! We wanted you to come, thinking you would be able to stop Gospel! HAHAHA! Prepare for deletion, SuperCoolMan!
Nebula: (Why do they call me that? Am I really that cool?)
TeddyMan: ... ... ...uh, Mr. Operator-kid, please just say the battle sequence dialogue already.
Mark: ...Huh? Oh, yeah.
Battle Routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!
TeddyMan: I'll leave your stuffing all over the datascape!

Battle
Nebula vs. TeddyMan(TM)
Nebula- 1800HP
TM- 4000

T1P1
Nebula used P.A. LifeSword! 1000 Damage
TM used T.Buster! 200 Damage
T1P2
Nebula used BigBang! 500 Damage
TM used Death Blast! 500 Damage

+
Mark: Why the hell does a teddy bear Navi have a "Death Blast" skill?!
Nebula: Meh, not important.
Mark: ...How come we can talk mid-fight?
TeddyMan: It's the In-Battle dialogue. We've improved it since the last iteration, so now we can talk normally. We used to be stuck with Chatspeak.
Nebula: Huh. This game has a pretty nice engine. Remind me to complement to designer.
Mark: Anyway... Again, what the hell? A teddy bear used "Death Blast".
TeddyMan: We use beary-
Nebula: Don't you dare make bear puns.
TeddyMan: -ironic names. I'm a deadly Navi, and I use death-themed attacks. I just, uh... got used to the nickname. It's having an effect on my speech.
User"NebulaGregarSP": *Warps in* ...Ah, this is much less of an eyesore than the original.
Mark: Get back behind the fourth wall, you're supposed to be writing the script!
User"NebulaGregarSP": Okay, fine. I thought that changing a portion of the script entirely merited an appearance by yours truly. This IS essentially a remake of the original story. *Warps out*
Nebula: ...That was crazy.
Mark: He says he changed the script, but all our lines are in the same places... Just edited. Lazy-ass.

+

Nebula- 1100
TeddyMan- 2500

T2P1
Nebula used P.A. LifeSword! 1000 Damage(Warning! Overuse of P.A.s can cause problems!)
TM used T.Buster! 100 Damage
T2P2
Nebula used InnerSoulEX! 700 Damage(100 Recoil)
TM used Death Blast! 500 Damage

Nebula- 900HP
TM- 800HP

T3P1
Nebula used "Phoenix Form"!
TM used T.Buster! 200 Damage
T3P2
Nebula used InnerSoulEX! 700(+100) Damage
TM...

*TeddyMan, Deleted!*

Nebula: *Pumps his fist in victory* Yeah! *Jacks out*
Mark: So, it was a trap. Not all that effective, considering how badly we beat that chump.
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: ...?
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: Not again...
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: I know how to fix it.
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: You are an idiot.
Nebula: Yea- Hey!
Mark: Anyway...*Runs to Metroline Station* I'm tired. Let's go back.
Nebula: Yeah!
Mark: Shut up.*Jumps onto train* Stupid Gospel.
Amy: *Jumps off, going past Mark* ...?! (It's him!)
Mark: ...*Sits down*
Amy: (Ack!)*Jumps back on* Errr... on second thought, Mister, I'll make this a round trip!
Man: Sure.
Amy: Thanks!

[Back to ACDC Town for more story!]



-ACDC Town, Mark's House-

Mark: *Runs into his room* Okay! Sleep!
Nebula: ...*Looks at History Homework*...Wait... that was due today!
Mark: WHAT!?
Nebula: See? It says it was due today!
Mark: No...!*Grabs it and dashes out the door*

-ACDC High School, Classroom 9-2-

Mark: *Sprints through the door* Here! *Gives homework to History Teacher* Okay!
Teacher: ...
Mark: *Dashes out...*

-Mark's house-

*...and back to his house* Whew!
Nebula: Crisis averted!
Mark: Yep! Now for bed.
Nebula: But all we did today was fight one Gospel Navi and turn in your homework!
Mark: I'm still tired.
Nebula: But-!
Mark: *Thud* Zzzzzzzzzz...
Nebula: Argh!
Mark: Zzzzzzzzzz...



The next morning...


Mark: *Pacing in his living room* Huh. It was a trap all along. This sucks. On top of that, I lost a NetBattle to some kid called Lucien...

<This happened outside of the story, in the Netbattle part of the Forums. Go there to see his fight.>

Nebula: But we got a nice chip. This Z-Saber is badass.
Mark: *Enters his room* Yeah, but now we've got no leads on Gospel.
Nebula: The Net's always good for info! Let's jack in!
Mark: I guess... Okay.

Jack in!
Nebula!
Execute!


-ACDC Network-

Nebula: *Jacks in* Now to find Gospel Agents. To find them, I'll just run around bragging about my victories against Gospel, under the name "SuperCoolMan", which is what they call me for some reason. Not too hard.
Mark: Okay, but be careful.
Nebula: *Walks out to the main square, and begins to strut around confidently* HaHA! I am the GREATEST! I can't believe the infamous Gospel NetMafia is so weak! I've crushed every agent they've thrown at me, and even smashed right through one of their traps!

*A group of onlookers gather around him, curious.*

"Who's this guy?"
"I dunno... he says he's beating up Gospel agents."
"Psh, he's lying."
"No... haven't you heard? There've been rumors about a Navi going around foiling their plans. They've become more widely circulated than the rumors about Gospel itself, and it's starting ot catch the attention of the higher-ups..."
"They say his name is-"

Nebula: I am the amazing SuperCoolMan! The renowned badass, goin' around beating the daylights out of Gospel! Nobody can match my skills!

"Wow, he's impressive!"
"No, he's a liar. Nobody who isn't an Official could ever stand up to the NetMafia. Besides, the guy isn't all that impressive-looking."
"That just goes to show how stupid you are. Appearances can be decieving, and it takes more skill than power to win battles."
"Well, uh... why are we bothering to gawk at this guy? He may be the same guy, he may not be, or the rumors could just be totally wrong! Let's go, we have better things to do."
"Yeah, I'm out shopping..."
"I'm supposed to meet up with a friend."
"I have business to attend to!"

*The crowd leaves as quickly as it came, ending Nebula's fifteen minutes of fame. It seemed to have doen the trick, though...*

Shady Navi: *Comes up to Nebula* Hey. You are the lucky contestant on my random quiz show!

*Digital confetti rains from above, accompanied by flashy lights and colors!*

Shady Navi: You must answer these questions, and you get 10,000 Zenny if you answer all of them correctly! here they are:
Who were the contestants in the most recent NetBattle at the arena?
A) Lan vs. Chaud
B) Mark vs. Chaud
C) Mark vs. Lucien
D) Lucien vs. Lan

Nebula: Tch, easy. It's C!
Mark: Lan and Chaud battling would be announced on nation television. They're famous. And I think I'd have heard if either of them Netbattled around here.
Shady Navi: Correct! Next question:
What was the original Jack-In Dialogue?
A) Jack In! [___] Power up!
B) Plug In! [___] Execute!
C) Jack in! [___].EXE! Execute!
D) Jack In! [___].EXE! Transmit!

Mark: That would be D.
Nebula: You wanted to use that phrase. I remember, it was annoying.
Shady Navi: Correct! Final question:
Who is "Zero"?
A) A NetNavi
B) A Reploid Hero on a TV Show
C) A Virus on a TV Show
D) An Access code

Nebula: B. It's B. Zero is the star of "Megaman Zero".
Mark: Yeah, we would know... we watch that show pretty often.
Shady Navi: Correct! You won! here's 10,000 Zenny! And we have another prize... come to ACDC Network Area 4, and go to the Message Board to collect it! *Walks away*
...
Nebula: ...This is the most pathetically obvious set-up ever.
Mark: Yep. Go ahead, and I'll make sure I've got my Chips ready.
Nebula: Got it.*Runs to Area 4*


-ACDC Area 4-

Nebula: *Walks up to the Message Board* Hey, I'm here.
Shady Navi: Here's your prize: DELETION!
Gospel agent: *Jumps out from behind the board* BWAAA-hahaha!
Nebula: Knew it.
Mark: You ready?
Battle Routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!
Enemies: Gyahaha!

*Battle, Start!*
Nebula- 1800HP
GsplNviA- 1500HP
GsplNviB- 1500HP

T1P1
Nebula used Z-Saber! B+LEFT! Successful code input! 180 Damage-3 hits!
GsplNviA is surprised!
GsplNviB is surprised!
T1P2
Nebula used BigBang! 500 Damage!
GsplNviA used GBuster! 200 Damage!
GsplNviB used GBuster! 200 Damage!

Nebula- 1400HP
GsplNviA- 460HP
GsplNviB- 460HP

T2P1
Nebula: HAHAHA! Enough games!
Nebula used P.A. LifeSword! 1000 damage to both enemies!

*Enemies Deleted!*
*Gained 500 EXP!*

Nebula: That was easy. Huh? They dropped something.
*Obtained: "Gospel@"*
Nebula: Gospel's Net Address! We can go in and take 'em down!
Mark: It's probably another trap. We can't use it.
Nebula: Crap... now what? All we did was beat down 2 Gospel Agents.
Mark: Jack out, I guess. We did get 10,000 Zenny, though... *Grins at his new acquisition* I'm surprised they paid us. What if we had just left, not even bothering to collect our extra "Prize"?
Nebula: Meh, they're grunts. They don't really think that kinda thing through. *Jacks out*

[NebulaGregarZX]

-The Next Morning, At ACDC High School...-

Mark: I wonder what the fuss is about.
Classmate: You don't know!? There's gonna be an announcement from SciLab!
Mark: Really? Thanks, Russ. *Pulls out Gospel@* I'll have my Homeroom Teacher check this for any problems...*Runs up to front desk* Excuse me, but could you check this data for anything dodgy?
Man: Sure. I'll just run it thorugh this program... Done! *Looks at his computer screen, watching as it crashes* Gaaaaaaah!
Mark: Thanks. *Reads data* "If you're reading this, then your Navi is so screwed! HAhahahahaha!" ...Gospel ain't what it used to be, huh?
Nebula: First the quiz ambush, now this... the morons don't realize that we could've left the data on the Net and let someone else get messed up, or that we could run it on a computer instead of the PET...
Mark: When did they get so idiotic?
Nebula: Who knows? Who cares? Less trouble for us.
Mark: Exactly.
Russ: Hey, Mr. Sneaky-Spy-person! Get back to your seat before homeroom!
Mark: Erk!*Runs to desk next to Russ* Sorry.
Russ: You'll get in trouble if you do that.
Mark: Sorry.
Russ: Well, next ti-
Teacher: Enough, Russ. Time to take Attandance. Howard Bonka!
H.B.: Here!
Teacher: Peter Warren!
P.W.: Present!
Teacher: Russ Ogreon!
Russ: I'm here!
Teacher: Lark Chaud!
L.C.: Heh.
Teacher: Mark Hisaka!
Mark: Yeah, I'm here.
Teacher: Looks like that Calvin is late again...
Calvin: *Runs into room* SorrySorrySorry! Grandpa Mick wanted me to help him with Plata!
Teacher: That's a fairly far-fetched excuse, Calvin!
Calvin: That's... true...
Plata: *Waddles into room* Squaawwwwwwk!
Calvin: ...But Plata followed me, so I guess you have no choice but to acknowledge my excuse!
Teacher: *Sigh* Layla Hikari!
Layla: Here! Here!
Teacher: Everybody's here, I guess. Now for the announcement!
Mark: *!*
Teacher: Scilab didn't want to tell the public at first, but everyone needs to be prepared for any nasty Viruses! Open to page 362 in your History books!
Mark: *Staring at page* Aha!
Russ: *?*
Mark: Uh, nothing...
Teacher: An organization that goes by the name "Gospel" has emerged once again. Scilab is confidant that they have this under control! Just be ready for Viruses!
Calvin: Yeah, but Viruses can't get past the Colonel Active Attack System made by Dr. Wily!
Lark: It's obvious why Viruses would appear. The system is either turned off or deleted.
Peter: But that means-
Teacher: Yes, it's now very dangerous on the Net. That's why you now all have a MANDATORY Virus Busting class. Let's start now. Jack in all of your Navis.
Lark: Hmph. Jack in, Protoman, Execute.
Calvin: Jack in!
Russ: Jack in! Gutsman! Execute!
Mark: Jack in! Nebula! Execute!


-Inside the Blackboard Computer-

Protoman: I don't see why my Operator let his Grandson use me, but...
Gutsman: Hey, Protoman! Long time, no see!
Protoman: I was hoping it'd be a longer time.
Mick's old Navi: Why am I here...?
NormNavi: Yeah, I'm not the best Virus buster...
Nebula: That's why you're here.
Roll: Hey, Nebula.
Nebula: Don't tell me I'm partnered with Mark's cousin's Navi...
Mark: Sorry, but that's the way it works.
Nebula: And why does everybody feel the need to lend their Navis to their grandkids today? I mean, it's cool to see famous badasses like Protoman around, but why is Roll here instead of Megaman?
Mark: Maybe they just thought Layla'd be more comfortable with a female Navi, I don't know! Ask gramps.
Glide: *Jacks in* Hello. I'm sorry, Mister Ayanokoji is sick.
Nebula: Glide, you can still tell Jake the announcement and participate in Virus Busting class...
Glide: I'm sorry, but Mister Ayanokoji never took a-
Nebula: It's mandatory.
Glide: Oh.
TeachNavi: Now then, Let's begin!
MettaurSP: Gyah!
TeachNavi: Delete this Virus.
Mick's old Navi: Awww... Man! He's a level 5 Virus! We never fight anything above 2!
TeachNavi: Well, these Viruses could infect the Net at any time.
Lark: >:\ What, you can't handle it?
Calvin: D:< Please! I could delete this Virus in my sleep!
Nebula: >:D Then shut up and GET VIRUS BUSTING!

*Battle, Start!*
MettarSP-2000HP
Nebula-1800HP

TeachNavi: Wanna Battle tutorial?
yes/no
Nebula: NO! I already know how to-

*Mettaur used shockwave! 300 Damage!*

Nebula: OUCH! Why, you sunuva-! *Punches TeachNavi*
TeachNavi: *Recoils* Ow! You wanna fight?
Nebula: Kiss your pride goodbye, weakling!

*Er... Battle, Restart!*
TeachNavi-4000HP
Nebula-1500HP

TeachNavi: Ha! You have less than half my power!
Nebula used Z-Saber! B+Left! Successful input! 180x3 damage!
TeachNavi: Hey! OUCH!

T1P2
TeachNavi: I'll get you for that!
Nebula: Don't talk, just fight!
Nebula used BigBang! 500 Damage!

T2P1
TeachNavi used ShockWave!
Nebula sidestepped and used Sword!
Stacked WideSword!
Stacked LongSword!
P.A. Mode: LifeSword! 1000 Damage!

T2P2
TeachNavi used "Scold your Pupil"! Nebula isn't listening! Failure!
Nebula ran in front of TeachNavi and used StarSaberEX! 350 Damage!

TeachNavi-1810HP
Nebula-1500HP

T3P1
TeachNavi used ShockWave!
Nebula sidestepped and used LifeSword! 1000 Damage!

T3P2
TeachNavi used buster! Miss!
Nebula used Innersoul! 500 Damage!

TeachNavi-310HP
Nebula-1500HP

*TeachNavi Forfeited!*

TeachNavi: Grrr... You win...
Nebula: Told you so. Don't bother me with those tutorials again.
TeachNavi: You get an F for your gall.
Teacher: No, he gets an A. A+. He demonstrated incredible technique and knowledge! He used a Program Advance and an Input code! He dodged all your attacks! You're just jealous of my star pupil!
TeachNavi: Grrr...*Warps out*
Teacher: Huh? Where'd he-
Nebula: *!* Look alive, there's a Gospel agent!
Mark: Here!?
Teacher: What's going on!?
Gospel Agent: *Fazes into visibility* Heh. I see you have skill, to be able to sense my presence.
Nebula: Who are you?!
Gospel Agent: Number 00005, Parlor!
Nebula: Okay... I am now officially confused about the codenaming system in Gospel... the ones with lower Numbers are stronger, and have Ironic names, right?
"Parlor": Yes, but nobody had any good ideas for a name.
Mark: A least Teddyman made some sense when it came to irony...
Nebula: Well, what's your real name?
"Parlor": Hmmm... Okay! I'd rather be respected by everyone and get a grilling from my boss! I'm Blastman! And I brought a friend! Meet Flashman!
Flashman: *Flashes as he warps in* We have experience with breaking into school security.
Teacher: W-Waaaah! I can't do anything!
Nebula: Two at once?! This is bad!
Flashman: Yes, it is. Especially after I do this!
SHINING...
BROWSER...
CRASHER!!!
Nebula: AGH! W-What just happened?!
Mark: I don't know, but here they come!
Blastman: Take this! *Engulfs Nebula in flames*
Nebula: I... can't... move...
Mark: What did Flashman do!?
Nebula: Dammit, man... you already... know what that does...!
Mark: Oh, right. Your Transmission system is as good as fried, then. Now what!?
Nebula: I can't... even... Jack out...
Blastman: And this! Goodbye, meddler!
*Flash*
Blastman: AAAUUUUGH! *Deleted*
Flashman: Blastman! Blastman!!! Curses!
Nebula: What happened...?!
Flashman: Another Navi! You dare challenge me!? BLINDING FLASH!
Protoman: Hmph. Blind Mode!*Slices Flashman in half*
Nebula: T-Th...an...ks...*Jacked out*
Protoman: That's it for #00005 and #00004...
Lark: Jack out. Looks like we're being let out of school early today, so we have time to investigate.
Protoman: Roger.*Jacks out*

-Mark's house-

Mark: Mom, I need help. My PET is acting wierd!
Mom: Oh, take it to my brother Patch.
Mark: Where is he?
Mom: Scilab, but Layla said he was doing something important.
Mark: I think I need a new PET Transmission Program.
Mom: You MADE that thing. You should be able to fix it yourself.
Mark: Argh...
Mom: ...Okay, I'll let you in on a little secret... *Whispering* at Higsby's chip emporium, they're selling a new model of PET. I'll let you buy one of them. Actually, Patch gave me these coupons for free PETs, but I decided we didn't need them. I still have the coupons, though. *Hands one to Mark*
Mark: Where did Uncle Patch GET these!?
Mom: He was working on the PET. I remember that he made several different ones, but these are for Model "Delta" PETs.
Mark: Okay, I'll get one. Thanks!

-On the 10th floor of Higsby's-

Mark: Excuse me, where can I buy a new PET? I have a coupon.
Clerk: *Takes Coupon* Oh. The "Delta" Model PET. Here.*Hands over PET*
Mark: Thanks.
Clerk: Oh, and the coupon has a note.
Mark: ? "Mark, this 'Delta' Model PET is made to be compatible with Nebula. That's why I gave you coupons for this particular Model." Sweet! Patch really thinks of everything!
Nebula: I was worried it wouldn't work!
Mark: Well, let's go home.

[NebulaGregarZX]

*Meanwhile, in a nearby house...*


Slash: Metroid sucks.

*On a nearby computer screen, the word "BLASPHEMY!" appears.*

Omega: C'mon, it ain't that bad.
Slash: ...
Omega: Hey, before you get angry... Wheres Phoenix?

>Note: Multi Phoenix was Slash's Navi, but was replaced by Omega.

Slash: I heard he was going shopping... in Electopia.
Omega: A foreign country? Why... well, nevermind that. L-look on TV.

*The two stop to look at the news, which is currently detailing an assault on Electopia's Net by the WWW, pronounced out loud as "World Three".*

Omega: Phoenix has the worst sense of timing... going abroad, getting to another country just before it falls under attack? Figures. Let's go to Electopia!
Mom: Not now, you have homework. Also, honey, that's another country. You're not going to hop on a plane at the drop of a hat.
Slash: ...But it's Summer.
Mom: It may be warm out, but it's not Summer Break. And I'm not buying you a plane ticket for Electopia just because your Navi friend got into trouble there.
Slash: But-
Mom: Just do your homework, or so help me...!
Slash: O-okay!

Jack in!
Omega.EXE!
Execute!




*A group of three Metools/Mettaurs are hacking away at Slash's homepage...*

*Omega tries to use Red Gaia Eraser! ...Only to be kicked in the lower back by somebody who looks suspiciously like Nebula.*

NGregarZX: You can't use such a powerful skill yet, being level one. Also, that power doesn't exist for another 150 years or so. And it harnesses a force that still won't exist for about as long. Find a better way to kill these chumps, it's not that hard. *Warps out*

*Omega picks himself up and brushes off, trying to ignore what just happened, then rushes the viruses ferociously. He tears right through them, completely deleting them.*

*150 EXP gained.*
*Obtained 500 Zenny.*



*Then the Kool-Aid man breaks in through a wall, and Omega uses PK FREEZE to freeze him over.*

Omega: Freakin' Kool-Aid man, breaking down my perfectly good walls.
Slash: Whatever. Now go, to Electopia's network!
Omega: Aren't we supposed to be doing your homework?
Slash: Details.
Omega: *Sigh* You're gonna be the one to get hell from your mother later... *Runs off*



-Electopia Network Area 1-


*There is a gate blocking the path.*

Omega: ...Aw, ****.

*A holographic projection of Multi Phoenix appears before Omega.*

"I've been captured by the WWW. Please help. Or, better yet, send somebody competant. But I'm okay with you just coming by yourself, I guess. Here, so you don't have such a hard time."

*The hologram becomes chip data.*

*DOO-DOO-DA-DOO! Item obtained, Legend of Zelda style!*

*You got the MP Armor.*

Omega: Awesome! I wish Phoenix had a little more confidence in me, but awesome!
Slash: *Distracted by a light onscreen* What the...
Omega: *Looks at the light as a cow looks at an oncoming truck* Holy...

*A laser of at least fifteen feet in diameter ravages the area where Omega was visible just seconds ago. When the attacks finishes, there is nothing left... because, thankfully, Omega jacked out before the attack connected.*

Omega: Lasers?
Slash: Must be the work of Laserman!
Omega: Well, we can't go in now.


-Slash's House-

Slash: *Glances out the window* Huh? Look, fireworks.
Omega: What!? No, you idiot, those are explosions!
Slash: What are we waiting for, then, let's go! *Rushes out the door*
Omega: INTO the blast zone? What is wrong with you?!



-ACDC Town-

*There is a Navi running around in the real world, trashing the town and blowing stuff up!*

Slash: Never seen you before. Who're you?
????: I'm Nitroman. Care to get blown up, kid?
Slash: Nah, I don't think so. Synchro Chip, Slot In... Crossfusion!

*Slash is surrounded by lots of colorful lights, and when they fade, he is revealed to be wearing a suit that resembles Omega.*

Slash: Oh, yeah! That's the power of Crossfusion! *About to lunge to attack, but stops, his head suddenly throbbing in pain* Aaaaaaaugh! Wha... What is happening... to me...!?

*Slash's Crossfused form becomes that of a bestial version of the Multi Phoenix Armor.*

Nitroman: Wha... what is this!?
Slash: GrrrrrrRRRRRAAAA...!

*Slash attacks with PK Freeze Omega and freezes Nitroman,
then performs a slash combo.*

*Slash reverts to normal.*

*EXP 300 gained.*
*Obtained 600 EXP.*
*Obtained Omega Beast Form.*

Slash: ...Let's go home, Omega.
Omega: Yeah, shall we?

*Slash walks back into his house, immediately going to bed.*

...

*Mark pokes his head out of his own door, having watched the whole thing.*

Mark: ...The hell was that? Why were there explosions? And there was a Navi in the real world? And what was that kid doing?
Nebula: We can investigate some other time. And meet your neighbors while we're at it.
Mark: *Groan* Just shut up. *Slips back inside*


...
...

-????-

...

Omega: Slash... SLASH!
Slash: *ZZZ*
Omega: PK Rockin'! *Uses the attack to create a loud noise*
Slash: *Bolts upright* BwaaaAAAAAAH!
Omega: Mweheheh, works every time.
Slash: Cut it out!
Omega: Mwuuuutever. But look what time it is.
Slash: Eleven-thirty? What the fu-?!
Omega: The Pork Army is back.
Slash: Again?
Omega: Yes.

*Thud thud thud!*

"Surrender now or be shot!"

Slash: For the love of f***.
...
Slash: Here goes! Synchro Chip, Slot In! Crossfusion!

*With a much faster lightshow than before, Slash takes on the appearance of Omega again.*

*Slash waits for the pork army to break down his door.*

*SMASH!*

Slash: RED GAIA ERASER!
Pork Troop: AWW SH-!

*The middle section of pork troops was taken out in the blast.*

*300 EXP gained.*
*Obtained 600 Zenny.*

*Slash escapes the scene... which quickly fades to him asleep in bed. Yep, that was a dream.*

NGregarZX: You didn't think MOTHER 3 would get involved in a Megaman Battle Network storyline, did you?



-Amy's House-

Amy: Let's go on the Net!

Jack In!
Flood.EXE!
Execute!



-ACDC Network-

Flood: *Jacked in* Huh? Ack!
Amy: What is it!?
Flood: Gospel Agents! They're all over the place!
Amy: Why?
Flood: I think they're looking for "that meddling SuperCoolMan".
Amy: What makes you say that?
Agent: Hey! You! Tell me, have you seen that meddling SuperCoolMan around here?!
Flood: ...
Amy: ...
Agent: Not gonna talk, huh? You know sumthin', I bet! Well, this is no place for girly little wimps. I'll have to beat the info outta you!
Amy: ...You win this round, Flood, but I swear, next time I'll get the upper hand. Oh, right, fighting! Battle Routine, Set!
Flood: Execute!

Flood- 1000HP
GsplAgnt- 1000HP

T1P1
Flood Borrowed a Cannon! 140 Damage!
GsplAgnt used AirShoot! 50 Damage!
T1P2
Flood used Torrent! 500 Damage + TIAB!
GsplAgnt is Trapped!

Flood- 950HP
GsplAgnt- 360HP

T2P1
Flood used Cannon! 140 Damage!
GsplAgnt used AirShoot! 50 Damage!
T2P2
Flood AquaSword!
GsplAgnt Deleted!

Flood: Yeah!
2nd Agent: Hey! Guys! Help me delete this punk!
Flood: Ack! We can't handle so many at once!
Amy: Flood, jack out!
Flood: R-right! *Jacks out*


-Amy's House-

Flood: Phew... that was a close one. Oh, you have some Mail.
Amy: *Begins reading* It's from Mark!

"Hello, would you mind coming to the NetBattle Arena? There's a Team Battle going on soon, and we need another Navi. I'm considering going on your Team. Come the the Arena and sign up if you're okay with it. And if you're really any good as a NetBattler. C'ya!

-Mark"

Flood: Argh! That stupid Operator! And now he has the nerve to ask us to fight on his side! Hmph!
Amy: Hm... What to do... I guess I'll go!
Flood: ...Then can I have a Chip? 'Cuz I need compensation for dealing with that creep. Ugh, fighting alongside that obnoxious Nebula...
Amy: ...Only if... ah, yeah, there's chip data attatched.
Flood: Yay! *Obtained BattleChip [WoodSwrd]!*
Amy: Let's go! *Runs to the NetBattle Arena*



*The battle takes place in another topic. I don't feel that it's really important. In fact, I don't remember if it ever concluded...*