The Next day...
Mark: Hey, Nebula, Do I have any mail?
Nebula: Yes, actually! I'll read it:
"To all residents of ACDC. A new resident is moving into the old Ayanokoji mansion near ACDC Elementary School. we hope you all will greet him warmly"Mark: I'm STILL not meeting my neighbors!
Nebula: Please?!?! I don't know many humans, or even netnavis! PLEASE MEET THEM!!!!!!!
Mark: SHUT UP, NEBULA!!!
Nebula:Grrrrrrrrrr......!
Mark: Cool down, Nebula!
Nebula: .........I feel so lonely sometimes.........
Mark: Hey! I know what'll cheer you up!
Jack in,
Nebula,
Execute!
Nebula jacked in.
Mark: let's find out more about Gospel!
Nebula: alright...
EvilNavi appears.
EvilNavi: Hahahahaha! you defeated my comrads, but i'm the epitome of awesomeness compraed to them! I'm #99999! A.K.A. DoomsDay!
Nebula: That was quick...
Mark: Wierd... well,
Battle routine, Set!
Nebula: Execute!
#99999: Return to nothingness!
Battle, Start!
Nebula Vs. #99999 (ENEMY)
1300HP 1000HP
T1P1
Nebula used Sword!
Nebula Added WideSword!
Nebula Added LongSword!
P.A. Mode, activated!
LIFESWORD
Nebula Used P.A.: LifeSword for 1000 damage
Nebula:1300 HP
ENEMY: 0 HP
#99999(DoomsDay): Deleted.
S-Rank!
Nebula gets 500 EXP+500 from S-Rank! (New total: 3900)
Battle, Over.
Nebula: These guys are tough, but we're gonna stop 'em!
Mark: Yeah!
Nebula: Hey, wait! There's some "DeviousPlanData"! It's encoded. It's also addressed to #00006!
Mark: Who do you think number Six is?
Nebula: I don't know, but whenever we run into a numbered Navi, they're tougher the lower their number is!
Mark: Wow. Six must be pretty darn strong, huh?
Nebula: Or just the others are just THAT weak! ;D
Mark: That may be the case, but let's not underestimate their strength, okay?
Nebula: Fine, but in order to practice, you need to buy me more chips!!!
Mark: MAYBE I'll think about it!
Nebula: No, really, all the other Navis have, like, a bazilion chips from around the world, and what do I get?! three, maybe five...
I think I'll go into Chip withdrawal!
Mark: Don't do THAT!
I'll buy you some chips... My poor wallet...
Nebula: Really? You'd DO that?!
(Not that I'd really go into withdrawal about it... ;D )
Mark: Of course! Let's go to bed. It's getting late...
That same night...
Strategist: Bring me Number Six!
Agent: Oh, you mean Sanctuary? Yes my lord...
Two green eyes with reptilian slits appear on a large screen.
Sanctuary: You called, Lord Trinity?
Programmer/Punisher/Strategist: Don't call me that when I'm not yet whole! I still need Gospel!
Sanctuary: I'm sorry that you still haven't found SuperCoolMan, but the trap I have set has captured his attention.
Punisher: What have I told you about meeting my goals in ways that I have not outlined myself?!
Sanctuary: Did you say that you liked it?
Punisher: NO!!!
Strategist: What have you done?!
Sanctuary: I've given him exactly what he needs to find us.
Punisher: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS?!?!? FOOLS WHO CANNOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND EVEN WHEN I GET A SMART ONE, THEY DO SOMETHING TO SCREW IT ALL UP?!?!?
Strategist: My throat hurts, now.
Programmer: My eyes are watering.
Strategist: Ahem... What did you give SuperCoolMan that can lead him to us?
Sanctuary: Not us DIRECTLY, but maybe where we want him!
Strategist: Yes! I like the way you think!
Sanctuary: Sometimes I wonder if
I should be the one called strategist...
Programmer: No, see... Back a few years ago, I was working on a program to punish bad people and navis. One that could re-use the old "Copy-Bot" concept... something went horribly wrong when I downloaded the "NeoMegaMan".
Sanctuary: Yeah, but he's dead
... So's his operator. In fact, what went wrong was probably -
Programmer: YES! I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!!!
Sanctuary:
Programmer:
I didn't have ANY human DNA... Particularly the "Hub.Bat." that is UNIQUE to the completed version. There was an explosion and my whole lab went up in flames. The waves of pure data somehow got etched into my mind, and it split...
I need Gospel's power in order to make it whole again.
That is why you can't be called "Strategist".
Sanctuary: (All that background to tell me "no"? I was kidding, anyway.)
Sanctuary: By the way, why is my codename "Sanctuary" if #99999 gets "DoomsDay"?
Programmer: We try to give our agents the most ironic, misleading names that we can think of. Thus #99999 is "DoomsDay" and you, number Six, are "Sanctuary".
Sanctuary:
Oh.